Ladies Night: Recent Comments

Comment on Being a bitch means I won't compromise what's in my heart. It means I live my life MY way.

2007-04-12T01:52:24Z

I'm a Bitch, I'm a Lover
I'm a Child, I'm a Mother
I'm a Sinner, I'm a Saint
I do not feel ashamed

Alanis Morisette one of my favorite songs.

Comment on Momma's Boy

2007-04-12T01:41:42Z

Kinda harsh but funny. I say don't get married avoid the sentence.

Comment on Mid-life is a great time for women...Puhleeeeeeeze!

2007-04-10T01:21:03Z

Inside me is a Thin Woman Trying to Get Out.

I usually shut the Bitch up with Chocolate.

Comment on Momma's Boy

2007-04-10T01:19:19Z

A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards...you need:

A Heart to Love Him
A Diamond to Marry Him

A Club to Smash his Fucking Head In

And A Spade to Bury the Bastard!

Comment on 6 Reasons You’re Not in the Mood

2007-04-09T03:17:54Z

I don't know what women are talking about. I have the exact opposite problem, I am always in the mood! If my partner is not into it I lock myself away for some private time. I'm in the mood for love. Hotty

Comment on One time...

2007-04-06T02:59:01Z

ok so i went on vacation and had a really good time with a show singer

and the shows manager and the waiter. Hey I was on vacation.

Comment on One time...

2007-04-03T04:21:49Z

I know some of you have experiences to share. Don't allow us to go on ignorant. When I had my first sexual experience I thought my partner was going to penetrate, withdraw and it was over! Boy was I in for a surprise.

Comment on My Mother's 60th Birthday Party

2007-04-03T03:52:46Z

Oh do I have pictures of this event. Remember girls? Wow, we laughed so hard, we cried.

Maybe some of you have birthday's coming up that you want to share with us. We want in! Viv

Comment on Ladies Night - Coming up June 2007

2007-04-02T04:24:42Z

I thought this joke was funny, enjoy!

Three men, one White, one Black and a Hispanic were sitting naked in a sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The White man pressed his forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at him questioningly. "That was my pager" he said, "I have a micro chip under the skin of my arm."

A few minutes later a phone rang. The black guy lifted his palm to his ear. When he finished he explained, "That was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand."

The Hispanic felt decidedly low tech, but not to be outdone he decided he had to do something just as impressive. He stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom. He returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from his butt. The others raised their eyebrows and stared at him. The Hispanic finally said..........,

"Ay Dios Mio, will you look at that? I'm getting a fax.." :-)

Comment on Ladies Night - Coming up June 2007

2007-04-02T03:56:44Z

Besides this Blog which I want to keep strictly for the Ladies, I have a Do It Yourself at Miracle Assistance Blog that I host. It is a community of sharing and learning. If you have a technical question you can post it there under Welcome and I will post the reply.

If you want to visit go to doityourself.miracleassistance.com

If you have an idea for an article (discussion) please e-mail me at vivian@allthatjaas.com and I will see what I can do to publish it. Same goes for this blog, if you have any tips that will help us Ladies out please share.

Love Viv ;-)