Ladies Night

Momma's Boy

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This entry was posted on 4/8/2007 10:34 PM and is filed under uncategorized.

I didn't perk the coffee right, He didn't like the stew,
I didn't mend his socks the way his mother used to do.
I pondered for an answer, I was looking for a clue.

Then I turned around and smacked the shit out of him...

Like his mother used to do! -- Vivian


Does anybody remember exactly how the poem below goes?

Grant me the patience to accept the things I cannot change
The courage to change the things I can and the Wisdom to know the difference.
Because Lord if I pray for Strength, I'll Kill Him!
 

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    • 4/9/2007 8:19 PM Vivian wrote:
      A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards...you need:

      A Heart to Love Him
      A Diamond to Marry Him

      A Club to Smash his Fucking Head In

      And A Spade to Bury the Bastard!
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      1. 4/11/2007 8:41 PM Viv wrote:
        Kinda harsh but funny. I say don't get married avoid the sentence.
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